I like big butts and I cannot lie. Also dedicated to the splendiferous actors, writers and artists who continue to plague my existence with their glorious talent.
Sometimes I wonder if all of tumblr just congealed into the form of a person once and that entity then became sentient, named itself Orlando Jones, and became a professional actor
Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.
Accuracy, this post has it.
my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me
is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’
that would be the sister